there goes my hero

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source: dailyackles · reblogged from: estherlune


i think i dropped myself as a baby

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life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell

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source: awbuckyno · reblogged from: haliawrites

The price of freedom is high. And it’s a price I’m willing to pay.

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source: anthonymackies · reblogged from: queenslf


i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

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source: marvelcolm · reblogged from: jordichins


Rocket is the heart of the movie in a lot of ways. - James Gunn

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if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

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"A young man… —let us draw his portrait with a single stroke of a pen: picture to yourself Don Quixote at eighteen, Don Quixote husked, without hauberk and greaves, Don Quixote dressed in a woolen dublet whose blue color has been transformed into an elusive nuance of wine lees and celestial azure. A long, brown face; prominent cheekbones a token of shrewdness, enormously developed jaw muscles, an infallible sign by which to recognize a Gascon, even without a beret, and our young man was wearing a beret, decorated with a sort of feather; eyes open and intelligent; nose hooked but finely drawn; too tall for an adolescent, too small for a grown man, and whom the inexperienced eye would have taken for a farmer’s son on a journey,were it not for his long sword, hung from a leather baldric, which slapped against its owners calves when he was on foot, and against the bristling hide of his mount when he was on horse back."

C r a s h & B u r n

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source: roadshouse · reblogged from: ethelreds


I swear it Castiel! I will tell them where you are and they will hunt you. Until their last breath they will seek revenge on the angel that did this; that destroyed heaven. 

Michelle Dockery, photographed for Richard Grassie for Radio Times

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source: cersei · reblogged from: hailthequeens


my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

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source: vampirevvekend · reblogged from: funny-text-posts